Is This Freelancer NUTS? Orange County, CA Marketing Wizard Who Increased Response over 300% for Local Businesses Offers FIFTY PERCENT OFF Any and All Copywriting Projects THIS WEEK ONLY

Dear Google Searcher,

(I know you used Google because this ad sequence is only running on Google)

My name is Calvin Hernandez, I’m a freelance copywriter and marketing consultant out of sunny Orange County, CA.

I have one job, and one job only, as far as I’m concerned;

Making my clients a BOATLOAD of cash, bringing a screaming mob of loyal customers to their door (or webpage), and making sure they get 20x (or more!) value on every dollar they pay me.

How can I guarantee such things?

Well, if you’ve got a moment, I’ll tell you. If you’re in a rush, however, feel free to skip to the end of this page, where an irresistible offer awaits you.

First, a quick backstory about me:

I came into advertising and marketing through the back door. I didn’t attend any classes for it in college, and my father doesn’t work at any cushy Madison Avenue firm where I could easily sleepwalk to a six figure job.

No, I had to learn all my tricks and get my teeth cut in the trenches, with real business owners, who DO NOT have spare cash to burn.

My clients needs orders and e-mails with cash in hand, NOW. Not vague public relations brownie points like the ones you get for showy, flashy ads that fail at the one thing ads are supposed to do: SELL PRODUCT.

Look, I could talk to you all day about bad advertising because the stuff turns my stomach. But I’m going to guess you’re not here because you’re interested in hearing about how much Nike spent on their last Superbowl ad, or the latest “brand awareness” piece from Postmates on Hulu.

No, I’m going to guess you typed “hire copywriter” into that search bar because you already have a product or business, and you’re just looking for a specialist to come in, apply a little advertising fireworks to your wagon, and bring in a TON of new business.

Well, with your permission, I’d like to tell you why I think I’m the man for that job.

I’ve been trained and mentored by some of the old-school titans of copywriting. With their help, I’ve gone from clueless rube to absolute wizard when it comes to a sales message.

Before, I couldn’t sell a glass of water to a guy in the Sahara.

Now, I’m using ancient sales tactics and secrets that have been in use since one caveman sold a haunch of meat to another in exchange for a cave with a better view.

What does this mean for my clients? Just ask them;

“Calvin has SAVED my business! I went from doing next to nothing in orders, to having so many, I had to hire on additional staff! I never knew advertising could be so effective! Thank you, Calvin!” - Angela DiPasquale, Owner, Itsy Bitsy Boho

“Thank you SO much, Calvin! We absolutely loved your writing! My boss gave the green light, she wants you writing EVERYTHING from now on!” - Bill Griffin, Hometown First

I could go on, I’ve got an inbox stuffed with letters just like these, but I’m going to assume you’re as busy as I am, and we don’t have much time to dill-dally.

So I’m going to get down to business here;

Due to a couple of coronavirus-related rebookings, I have a limited gap in my schedule for the rest of the month.

If you hire me within the next week (until Sunday, 11/29/2020), I am prepared to offer you my services, available for immediate projects, at 50% OFF MY USUAL RATE!

Now, what exactly is that rate?

Well, each copywriting project is different. Webpage copy, scripts for VSLs (video sales letters), eight-page sales letters, they can all involve various types of research, brainstorming, not to mention the actual writing, and editing. (I offer a 100% Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee. We work together until the piece is JUST PERFECT for you. If we somehow don’t arrive at that point together (never happens), I will give you a complete refund. So you really have nothing to risk.)

Here’s a free piece of advice: stay FAR AWAY from any writer charging by the word, or by the hour. A charlatan at best, a thief at worst. Way too easy to game the system that way.

No, I charge by the completed project.

For reference, my last project involved three blog posts (about 1000 words each, and HEAVILY geared towards selling the product itself), and three e-mails in a sequence designed to bring prospects in for a sales call.

For this project, I charged $1,000 USD. And for the record, the client in the end said I “undercharged”. Oh, well.

This same project, under these terms, would only cost a business $500. (Wow!)

That’s an INCREDIBLE deal for the writing work I provide.

So please, won’t you contact me today? I can be reached at calvin@calvinwrites.com

Or, in an emergency, you can reach my cell, at (760) 831-3351.

Thank for so much for your time, and I hope to hear from you soon.

All the best,

Calvin

P.S. Remember, this opportunity to get 50% off your copywriting project is available ONLY through the end of the week. After November 29th, I have enough work lined up that I won’t be running this promotion for another year at least. This is your only chance to save BIG on an integral part of your business. Please, don’t delay. E-mail me now, at calvin@calvinwrites.com